We can go on and on about why shoelaces are terrible. Rather than bore you with text, we thought we would just show you with pictures how terrible shoelaces are.
It is very easy to mistake them for a bowl of noodles
Even worse, you can mistake it for your nasty toupee
Or your dog will mistake it for a pile of trash and try to pee on it
But at the end of the day, HICKIES will make things better